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Yeah right. I am still fat at the start of week three of my diet and frankly that doesn’t surprise me. I would surprise the idiots who tout low carb diets as a miracle plan with no real understanding of anything more than how to run their mouths.

On that note in two weeks I have gone through more that 12 dozen eggs, two hams, 5 pounds of bacon, 6 pounds of sausages, more than a dozen pounds of steak, 10 pounds of pork chops, a couple of chickens, a couple dozen deep fried chicken legs among other stuff and dropped 20 pounds. For those who want to tell me low carb diets don’t work well you can kiss my hairy but nearly as fat ass.

20 pounds gone 120 to go!